#WHATSYOURBANDWIDTH

WHEN I’M ON THE BENCH AND AM TOLD I HAVE TO GO INTO THE OFFICE TO “NETWORK”

RENTAL CAR?

Oh look, there’s a speed bump…

UNRELATED, BUT, WHAT I WANT TO SAY TO REPLACEMENT REF #26

WHEN I’M FORWARDED A MEETING INVITE, CALL IN EARLY, AND DON’T ANNOUNCE MYSELF

WHEN IT’S HAPPY HOUR TIME

And I don’t have any deadlines

WHEN AN IMPROMPTU STATUS MEETING KEEPS ME FROM DOING MY ACTUAL WORK

FINDING OUT I’M STARTING A NEW PROJECT

…and it’s LOCAL

DO I HATE MY PROJECT?

BEING ASKED TO DO SOMETHING I’M WILDLY UNQUALIFIED FOR

WHEN THE CLIENT TELLS ME THEY DID SOMETHING ON THEIR OWN

Oh really?